Editor’s Note: In the following post, lance makes a LOCK OF THE YEAR and then says if it fails, the creators of this site will reimburse your losses…well, uh, fuck that. Motherfucker went 1-2 last week, there is not a chance that we are guaranteeing anything in this post to be anything close to a correct pick. Again, if you pick with Lance, you do so at your own potential peril.
Well last week was not exactly the best of weeks. However, it was merely the first week of the season and teams are hard to predict. For instance, besides Glasser’s claims he knew the Lions would not give up a TD (his credability is in question), who else could have predicted such a thing.
1) Washington over Dallas. Dallas is giving 6
Dallas will be unable to get their running game going and Bledsoe is yet to prove he can pass the ball efectively. I would not be suprised with Washington winning this game, or blowing it on a field goal. Either way, the spread will be covered.
2) St. Louis over San Fran. San Fran is getting 3
St. Louis had an impressive win against Denver, and I believe they will have no problem with the 49’ers defense
3) Notre Dame over Michigan. Michigan is getting 5
With Carr never winning in South Bend, and Jesus Christ himself (Weis) returning the glory to the Irish, this is my guarenteed stone cold lock of the year. I am so confident in this prediction, if it fails the creators of this site will reimburse your losses. Conservative Carr will fail his team again as the high profiled offense of the Irish, lead by Brady Quin will show they are one of the elite teams in college football