The Increasingly Disappointing Locks of the Week (4-8)

Well I will make this short and sweet…

1) Kansas City over Cardinals (Kansas City giving 3)
Arizona is starting a rookie qb and they tend to always struggle, except the Rothlessadfafhe (or however you spell his name), but he had an unstoppable running game. The Cardinals have no running game. Kansas City will win big in this one. I am very confident with this pick. In fact, Kansas city covering is just as probable as Glasser wearing a red t-shirt or Champ drinking one to many at the bar.

2) San Diego over Pitt (Pitt is getting 3)
San Diego is at home, and at this point is a better team. They should have won last week and will rebound in this game.

3) Tenn over Colts (Colts are giving 18.5)
I know Tenn blows, I mean really blows, but 18.5 is a lot in any pro game.

  1. So for the 8 people that get that inside joke about my wardrobe it still isn’t funny and for everyone else they don’t give a fuck.

    Luckily your picks themselves provide all the necessary humor in this column.

  2. Yeah, 18.5 is a lot in any pro game, but the more I think about it the more reasonable it sounds. Does anyone see the Colts scoring less than 35 points against Tennessee? No, then the question is how many points does Vincesanity put up in his second career start. I’m thinking around 14-17 range so that puts it right around that spread. Not going to say they’ll cover but I certainly wouldn’t be surprised if they did.

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