The NY Giants have a post-season song…

We’ve seen it all season long, the NY Football Giants doing those lameass jumpshot motions after big plays. Where did they discover this lameness? From a rapper named Jim Jones. Don’t know anything about Jones? Well, Wikipedia tells me he is beefin’ with Mase, Loon, Nas and Tru-Life. Since the Giants don’t have much to celebrate, the jumpshot apparently has crossed over to the NBA. After hitting a game winning jumpshot (go figure) in triple overtime, Channing Frye did the Giants jumpshot motion. Confusing businessmen and making anyone in the know despise the jumpshot motion even more.

Since Frye brought the jumpshot to a new level of lameness, the Giants decided they needed something different heading into their must-win contest with the Redskins, where they need to win to see the Playoffs. They’re in the studio, going to release this on the NFL Network sometime before the game, but we here at Joboo managed to get you the lyrics sheet to this badboy. For reference, words in parenthesis are background.

Without further fanfare, Mike Strahan and other knuckleheads are doing the motions while Jim Jones provides the sounds…

Giants…yea…super bowl wearin’ shades.
Nah, jus’ playin’, can’t see that, you dig

We lose games, no lie, you know thisssss (HOOKSHOT!!!)
Fire co-ords, pass the blame, its like kindagarten (we left the buildin’)

Hester made us look, no lie, foooooooolish (HOOKSHOT!)
Bitch and Moan, oh my, lose focuuuuus

Ya boy gettin’ sacked (Eli), Miss big tackles (Kiwanuka)
Tiki leaving us for some broadcastin’ (Smart)
Stay low to the ground (tackled), yell at the refs (Shockey, Plaxico)
80 yard drives down the field? Hell naw. (HOOKSHOT!!!)
So we lose with it, nothin to do with it (Ballin?)
‘Vertible jones, ain’t worry ’bout the gameplay (flossin)
I’m sayin clean house from the bottom (Do it)
Plax Hopped out, saggy jeans, doin’ some whinin’ (HOOKSHOT!!!)
But I spent bout 8 grand
pay off the ref, he ain’t give a damn (I think he hate me)
He slapped us unsportsmanlike conduct, 15 large (What Else?!)
Got my pedal to the floor screamin’ fuck the refs!!!! (And Tom)

We lose games, no lie, you know thisssss (HOOKSHOT!!!)
Fire co-ords, pass the blame, its like kindagarten (we left the buildin’)
Vince made us look, no lie, foooooooolish (HOOKSHOT!)
Bitch and Moan, oh my, lose focuuuuus

Slow down, Division may be gone tomorrow (One Chance…no, NFC, nevermind two or three)
So I speed through life like Coughlin gon’ call me late 5 minutes (Speedin’!)
100 yards worth of offense best out of Eli? (Phil Rivers!)
Sean O’Hara drank this Flavor-Aid I got. Got a congressman you can jack. (HOOKSHOT!!!)
Packers got better shot than we do (What Happened?!)
We switch gears, ain’t worried about nothin’ (Hookshot!)
Steppin’ out, gonna show what we’re all about
Flashbacks of last week, Reggie Bush Ballin’ out (Katrina!)
1 p.m. we was in a close game (what happened?!)
2 p.m. we was down by ten (Losin’ ain’t a thang)
And about 3 somethin I was thinkin ’bout a late hit (or at least a chop block)
So I stumbled off the field, yelled at Coughlin and dude holdin’ his headset wires (HOOKSHOT!)

We lose games, no lie, you know thisssss (HOOKSHOT!!!)
Fire co-ords, pass the blame, its like kindagarten (we left the buildin’)
Jeff Garcia (Seriously?) made us look, no lie, foooooooolish (HOOKSHOT!)
Bitch and Moan, oh my, lose focuuuuus

I keep missin’ blockin’ schemes (Hell with Tiiiiki)
Talk about how we beat ourselves (Then drank grey goose)
But of course we ain’t nothin’ (Hookshot!)
Brandon Jacobs don’t shut up about his damn touchdowns (Jerk)
Poorman’s Marion Barber can kiss my ass (HOOKSHOT!!)
Beat Tampa Bay (No Lie)
And Hooooooouston
Bad game like the crack game
Lifestyles, rich and famous livin’ in the loss column (Hookshot!)
At the stripclub, bail on a tip (Ballin’)
Told my boy channin’ Frye, emulate us
He dumb as Isiah (So he did it)
Hester strutted in the end zone (Thought he downed it)
Then he ran it 108, ain’t no one try to catch him (like hell we even could)
So why try? (HOOKSHOT!)
Gave up Week Ten (Tiki week 4)

We lose games, no lie, you know thisssss (HOOKSHOT!!!)
Fire co-ords, pass the blame, its like kindagarten (we left the buildin’)
Jason Campbell gonna make us look, no lie, foooooooolish (HOOKSHOT!)
Bitch and Moan, oh my, lose focuuuuus

(This is the outro, so fools are doing that even less like Music talk they do at the end of some rap songs…)

Coughlin’ gonna have his ass fired.
But we still got that hookshot going
ain’t going to see no hookshot out of Peyton
Maybe a layup, ha ha
LdT hand a ball to a ref???
Bet he ain’t even belittlin’ women
HOOKSHOT!!!

Lyrics to the original Ballin’ song are HERE…because I kind of get a feeling that most of our readers are going to have little experience with the song.

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3 comments
  1. Wikipedia is the key to most success online, when it comes to collabritive content adding. I have spent many hours writing articles for Jimmy Wales and am very happy with this project. I am based in Seminole FL close to the wikipedia offices in St Petersburg. I love contributing!

    Happy New Year Bloggers!

  2. Well, yeah, wikipedia is indeed good, but, uh…HOOKSHOT!!!

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