Necessary bullshit

Lance sent me an instant message about his locks since he’s out of town this weekend. Unlike The Champ, when Lancer goes out of town, he’s still putting in the work.

do me a favor and post my locks, I am swiping someones internet real quick.  Chargers over Chiefs, Chiefs get 5.  Arizona over Raiders, Raiders get 3.  Gtech over Clemson, Gtech gets 7throw in a bonus, that the GTech game will be the under…46.5

We thought he wasn’t going to make it and we were going to start picking Big Ten volleyball games and calling him his stone cold locks of the week. Maybe pick the Raiders AND the Lions to win (outright, the hell with the points). Pretty sure no one would notice the difference, although, our boy Lance is turning into Matt Mcconnnnnnahey from 2 for the Money, just flat out picking these games after riding a bicycle for a little bit. Or something.

Editor’s Note: The Champ has the week off because he’s high stakin’ it up at a charity poker tournament in New York City. Man gave up Tiger ALCS tickets for Friday and Saturday night for poker. He was also ripping on A’s fans during Game 2, yeah…you sit there and judge him. I won’t mind. In the absence of The Champ, we knew we still needed to make BOLD predictions. Remember why we have him doing this column…it was sparked by predictions of the Tigers being at/near the top of the division for a DECADE and Jason Marquis winning 20 games this season (how’s he doing on the post-season roster?)…anyway, I put on The Champ hat this week and see if I get go BOLD with these predictions.

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